The Best Man speech is an important part of the wedding, and it is only complete when you have some good jokes! Wedding one-liners are sure to relax everyone, and luckily, there are many to be had. There are thousands of things to poke fun at in a marriage, and here is just a tiny fraction to start the fun.
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
- Words to live by – do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
- Go to bed angry – it’s better to go to bed angry rather than spend the night fighting, so you can have the energy to win the fight in the morning.
- Always wear your wedding ring; spouses who take them off will never win an argument again. Ever.
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